“VISIT PARKWAY – ENJOY THE NEWBURY ENTRAPMENT EXPERIENCE”
I have now carried out an exhaustive investigation into the Park Way – Wharf Road (canal bridge) Entrapment Zone, spurred on by rudeness, complacency and sheer ineptitude (with a hint of opportunism) emanating West Berkshire Council.
In short: the signage, as installed or absent, could have been ‘organised’ by monkeys left over from typing the works of Shakespeare.
I challenge any and all of the named individuals who have crossed my path, to meet me face to face, so that I may understand (and pass on that understanding) what manner of men we rely on to manage our Newbury environs. In particular, I would respond to Councillor Betts by saying: “If those who purport to manage our roads, do so with their ‘eyes shut’ and their minds switched off, while 500 yards of crass error hangs like a wind-blown plastic bag on Newbury’s Jewelled Crown of "Parkway", it is only simple Justice that all fines garnered through this fiasco, should be paid back, personally, by those individuals directly responsible. If being out of pocket teaches them to ‘drive’ their desks more carefully in future: so much the better.” And let’s have no cheap apologies or lame excuses.
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